christmas is so much worse as you get older it’s like “what do you want this year?” “a sense of purpose”
“a career” “financial security” “a sex life” “tuition for grad school” “alcohol” “a nap” “socks would be nice”
me: wakes up
me: ahh what a lovely day
me literally ten minutes later: i have no future and will never be able to pursue my dreams
Say it with me kids
Words are not oppressive. It’s your choice to be offended by them & give them power. Stop being a pussy.
